MAGA Hates New Pope, So He Must Be Pretty Dang Christlike

Telling on themselves, I reckon.

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There’s a new pope! Therefore, a bonus Thursday night post on The Moral High Ground.

I’m not Catholic, but I know many of you were brought up in the Church. And today there is a new pope, an American one! Cardinal Robert Prevost, hereafter known as Pope Leo XIV. And MAGA has already turned on him like he’s some kind of woke Marxist Christlike guy who loves people just for the sake of loving them. For example, Mike Cernovich called him a “shitlib.” Sean Hannity says he’s been “indoctrinated.” Rick Santorum whined about him using “buzzwords of the left.” Laura Loomer literally tweeted “WOKE MARXIST POPE.”

They’re really telling on themselves here.

In that second Bluesky post, if you click on the skeet from Sean Feucht — he’s that weird Christian nationalist pastor who had such a conniption about awesome Christian drag queen Flamy Grant he sent her album straight to the top of the Gospel charts — he whines, “They chose a globalist and woke Pope from the West ON PURPOSE to stand up and criticize the leaders of the Free World.”

Bless their hearts. Everything is a conspiracy. It can’t be that the Catholic cardinals simply chose the guy they wanted to choose.” Also, “Free World”? Not so sure about that anymore, Champ. Not with these shitheels in charge.

But it does strike me as an interesting development, an American pope who seems very much in the same mold as Francis, who appears to be quite focused on the plight of migrants and, in general, the “least of these,” to use Jesus’s lingo. That seems timely. And he hasn’t been shy about criticizing Donald Trump and JD Vance, two vile, cruel, Christless authoritarians who happen to be running the US right now and kidnapping people and sending them to concentration camps.

For instance:

The first American pope, at this time, who says things like that.

Well, this just got interesting!

It’s also a very Moral High Ground Moment. We have discussed, quite recently, how there is nothing Trump, MAGA and conservative Christians hate more than Jesus. Nothing. They recoil at people who are actually Christlike.

There Is Nothing Trump And MAGA Hate More Than Jesus

Whether or not you’re a religious believer — my cussy Bible studies are for everybody and I ain’t tryin’ to convert you — it’s interesting to note how the Bible speaks to this directly, when Jesus talks about how “the world” will hate people because they hated Jesus first. Read Matthew 10.

Fundamentalist and conservative Christians — AKA the MAGA Christian nationalist base — think those verses are about them. They think that when they are rightly criticized, rejected and shunned for being hatemongers, for being Nazis, for being anti-LGBTQ+ bigots, for being misogynists, for being cruel, uncharitable, racist creeps and so forth, that this must be what Jesus meant when He said people would be hated for His sake.

They are full of shit.

I like to point that to them that if that’s what Jesus meant by that, He likely would have followed it up with “So feel free to go out and be total fucking garbage humans!”

Jesus did not say that.

But note how these people are recoiling from the new pope like vampires recoil from crosses, and for what.

Interesting, huh?

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Yep, I reckon the first American pope who isn’t afraid to read Trump and JD Vance for filth will make for quite a few interesting Moral High Ground moments over the next few years.

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