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You mean they are going to have babies and GROOM them into hateful pieces of shit?

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Exactly. Grooming is such a charged epithet. It's time to sue the bastards.

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I mean, they could at least adopt some of the babies they said they would adopt.

Reychek isn't getting any younger, but all the best to her finding someone who will treat her and her family decently while teaching them to Hate.

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That seems to be their game plan🤦‍♀️

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Jun 21Liked by Evan Hurst

I’m bisexual, atheist, VERY liberal, and I grew up in an evangelical, right-wing home. Rush Limbaugh was often in the background, as was Dr. Dobson. I went to private Christian school.

I’ll just leave it at that.

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I’ve long held that conservative Christians produce either rebels or robots. I have lots of robot cousins. Glad to see you made it to the Rebel Alliance.

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Both of my brothers turned out robots. I wonder what the difference is between us.

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Gullibility, if my brotherts are any example, and our mother was such an independent thinker, who had no use for organized religion.

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I love this turn of phrase

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Congratulations on your intelligent decision not to repeat the mistakes of your eldersand as a fellow Bi "Happy pride month!"

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A human woman married Charlie Kirk? On purpose? This has disturbed me.

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Worse, they've spawned. With a turkey baster, I would guess.

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Sal volatile, STAT.

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There might be issues about exactly how informed her consent was...

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That was probably the most unbelievable part.

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My parents raised six kids -- one of whom is almost always a happy homosexual (except when we are confronted by asshats like these). So was I groomed to become homosexual and my siblings, who benefited from the same awesome parents, groomed to be heterosexual?

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They were the controls, and you were the experiment? (I hope my sarcasm translates properly to text.)

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Jun 21·edited Jun 21

I believe Raichick has two children. When she finds time to raise them, I do not know. I was sure she did not have a husband and kids until someone proved otherwise, because she does not act like an adult with children. She's 29, though; if she wants lots more kids she should get cracking.

But I think she does not ACTUALLY want to have lots more kids and spend lots of time momming. I think she likes power and attention, and so she'll say whatever she has to say to keep schlaflying instead of having to stay home and parent.

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Stealing the term "schlaflying."

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My MAGA in-laws have 5 children. 4 of them are liberals who married other liberals and then made 13 more liberals who are working up another batch of liberals (9 and counting) and this ball started rolling before the internet opened up the world to young people.

If they couldn’t make their children be conservatives back when people could actually exercise a great deal of control over their children’s lives, well, I guess I am saying I am not too concerned about these idiots “outbreeding the left.”

Especially since they aren’t exactly racking up the numbers reproductively.

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They want to control women, they want to control their kids…they need to control *themselves*.

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That man is amazing. If anyone can begin to turn Montana blue, it's him. Mad respect.

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Absolutely!

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Wow, I clicked on the link and that is one courageous young American.

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They really are desperate to make Idiocracy real.

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My favorite documentary.

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She wants eight kids. I feel sorry in advance for each one of them.

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"She was responding to Elon Musk, who is known for his breeding fetish, if not for his fathering.

We’ll come back to that one in a minute."

Elon will too, I'll bet, HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he's a sick, degenerate fuck!

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Musk has definitely done quite a bit of fathering — something like a dozen kids, last I heard. Parenting is a different matter altogether.

(This brings up an interesting point: “mothering” (almost?) always means “parenting in a maternal capacity”, but “fathering” (almost?) aways means “providing male genetic material”. What are the words for “parenting in a male capacity”, or “providing female genetic material”?)

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He has his children through IVF, ever since his first-born died of SIDS, he's a true believer in technology.

" It is no secret that the most prolific innovator on the planet, Elon Musk, took an engineering approach to reproduction, and his first five boys came into this world via IVF, and the last girl was delivered using a surrogate mother. The Tesla mogul and his former wife, author Justine Wilson, welcomed son Nevada Alexander Musk in 2002. Nevada died of sudden infant death syndrome, or SIDS, at only 10 weeks. After losing their firstborn, Musk and Wilson turned to IVF to grow their family. She gave birth to twin sons Griffin and Xavier Musk in April 2004. The couple also used IVF to welcome triplet sons Kai, Saxon and Damian in January 2006. Later on, Musk began dating singer Grimes, who gave birth to their son X AE A-XII. Earlier in March, Grimes revealed that she and the SpaceX founder had welcomed their first daughter, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, via surrogate in December 2021. And there are claims that Elon and Amber Heard had a legal battle around the cryopreserved embryos. In recent weeks rumors surfaced that he had two more kids with the board member of OpenAI and executive at Neuralink. Sex of the babies was not disclosed. Considering how busy Elon is, business ethics of such a relationship, and the fact that there are two babies, there is a chance that he just served as a donor."

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexzhavoronkov/2022/07/27/elon-musk-and-other-billionaires-make-their-babies-via-ivf-and-surrogatesis-it-a-future-of-reproduction/

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I bet he’s gonna have himself cloned in China or something he would do something like that egomaniacal fuck

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Wait he fucked Amber Heard? Did she shit in his bed? I hope so

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Yeah she hopped on him before the divorce was started. She got an IVF kid out of him, too. A daughter. He sued her to not use the eggs, but Amber never missed a chance for a payout. There were no good guys to root for there, I feel so sorry for the daughter, being raised by a narcisist and the child of two evil narcisists doubles her odds of not inheriting any normal personality.

No, she saves that for the fools that married her.

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I love that they are so afraid their kids will be groomed by some scary man in a dark alley. Guess what: your kids (and you as a child) were groomed by teachers, parents, television, everything around them in an attempt to turn them into heterosexuals rather than homosexuals.

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So the in-breds gonna out-breed the left. Got it.

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What could possibly go wrong???

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Right?

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The Habsburgs are going to spin so much in their graves their chins will be used to power cities

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Please. These are the kind of people who should NEVER, under any circumstances, be allowed to raise children.

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Ever so much this^^^ I hope they started saving for the poor kids therapy bills.

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They absolutely think they own their children.

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Having grown up with a VERY controlling, guilt-tripping father, can confirm.

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Yeah, how’d that whole “Generation Joshua” thing work out the first time evangelicals tried it? I see an awful lot of ex-evangelical/ex-quiverfull blogs out there!

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Not to mention the poster boy, for that Josh "actual pedo" Duggar.

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I’m familiar with “quiverful”, but “Generation Joshua”?

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I had never heard of it either. It’s a yikes: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Joshua

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