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I'ts funny that conservative men only blame LIBERAL women For the fact that NO women want to fuck them. I don't see any conservative ladies lining up to get any of that hot conservative dick either. If conservative men want pussy so bad, why aren't they slumming for it From within their own ranks? And Aren't conservative women supposed to be totally down with submitting to second-class citizen status? If your own people don't even want to fuck you, You might want to look into why That might be. But like all conservatives, they would rather complain about it than fix it.

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Lauren Boebert’s Beetlejuice date was allegedly a Democrat. Even she didn’t want to date MAGAts.

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RIGHT?

good catch!

Great avatar BTW...Love Andrea Martin! PRICKLY HEAT

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Nor did she want to stay with the man who started creeping on her when she was 16, knocked her up by 18, then exposed himself to more underaged girls. Nor did MTG want to stay with her maga dream boat.

(Amanda Marcotte)

https://www.salon.com/2023/05/18/lauren-boeberts-divorce-exposes-the-dark-little-secret-of-red-state-life/?lh_aid=66881&lh_cid=5lv7isxdk5&lh_em=laura66%40usa.com&di=4b129b58caf370572501a46dba3729b3

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When you link to Marcotte, you establish yourself a friend and ally. Marcotte is tha BOMB!

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The rub (hey, mind out of the gutter, I'm being metaphoric!) for these conservative men is that most women these days - including conservative ones (maybe not crazy fundie evangelicals but most mainstream conservatives)- were raised in a post-feminist society and most of them kinda like having a purpose, a career, ambition, control of their lives, autonomy, their own credit cards, their own space in life....and they want partners, not authoritarian daddies. Unfortunately - feminism because of its (understandable) focus on women alone - wound up not creating space for these men to be raised differently, to understand that masculinity could involve such "feminine" things as being nurturers, collaborators, helpmeets, involved parents and partners and homemakers...instead they were raised in that archetypal 50s masculine mode of "authoritarian head of household, financial provider and dominant force"- which is offputting to their female peers who were being told by the same type of parents that they can get an education, be something for themselves AND a mother, etc. Instead of reckoning with the idea of change, these left-behind men are now fully invested in shoving the feminist genie back in the bottle in the most draconian ways.... and look, daddy kink is great when both parties consent, but when one party doesn't want or need a daddy and that dynamic is being forced on them, it's attempted assault NOT sexual pleasure. So they sit in their basements watching awful porn, getting more and more resentful, and blaming women for wanting things they have no idea how to give and no interest in learning how to.

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"these left-behind me are now fully invested in shoving the feminist genie back in the bottle"

That misery is on them...

Several years ago it dawned on me how feminism SUPER benefited men as well...Once women weren't shackled to stereotypical gender roles, MEN by definition weren't EITHER...the 'present fathers' that you see now you would NEVER would have seen in the generation I grew up or before..Papoose and PTA daddies are a regular part of the landscape now...All those generations of men who would have LOVED to be part of their young kid's lives but were stymied by cultural expectations...And NOW EVERYONE can find their 'best place' within a marriage and in society writ large...no judgment...Back ini the day, The way to make fun of a man was to put him in an apron HAHAHAHA or have him pushing a baby carriage...HAHAHAHA!

now you see a dad pushing a pram and nothing REMOTELY registers as off. In fact nothing registers AT ALL ..Like, if you explained to a young person that way back when that that was considered sissy and emasculating...they wouldn't understand...ALL because of the "feminism" that people (and even some women WTF) still deride

So back to "that misery is on them"

These new ways of 'being a man" are a choice available to EVERY man...So if they are miserable and alone...That's a choice...And you know what they say about choices

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100% agreed. A rising tide lifts all boats....well, all boats except the ones who double down and throw down more anchors in fear. That's what I see in these men's eyes- abject fear of the tide due to a lack of confidence in their own navigational skills. Such deep fear typically brings out the worst in humankind.

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Well said. That they aren't taking advantage of the new options that are available to them is on them

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Even funnier is that the cons don't blame themselves for no women wanting to fuck them, but you make a good point about con men not blaming con women for lack of fucks.

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Yeah, self-awareness isn’t a thing with these guys

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But look at all the supposed MAGA hotties: stilettos, short tight dresses, long or big hair, or meek tradwuves. These sad and out of touch guys know their own kind don’t want to fuck them so they blame all other women.

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Exactly. And even among conservative men writ large, these unfuckable are still a subset of that group. Plenty of conservative men are getting it on with plenty of conservative women. So even some of their fellow conservatives are getting laid.

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Ben Shapiro for one! Even though he doesn't know how to, evidently, as he told us all, in his rants about "WAP"!

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Reminds me of the story of a renaissance artist who studied paintings of previous masters, when he finally had a live model in front of him, apparently he was horrified to find out that women had pubic hair. Pubic hair had been conveniently left out of western painting From the beginning of the nude in western painting

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I guess it's because these MAGA guys know deep down that the left has all the best women!

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I get that guy could be considered conventionally attractive, but his face also so drips with smug and dim that I can’t help wondering: if you stuck a pin in one of his cheeks, would his head just pop like a balloon?

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He just looks waxy to me like a candle left out in the heat too long.

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Thank you Evan, you were on fire today. I feel better after reading your column. I am working on getting my Maga loving family to read about Project 2025.

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Really enjoyed this. I'd heard the story about some asshole torturing the homeless with counterfeit bucks, but didn't have a face to go with the picture. What was the name of that guy Christian Bale was playing in American Psycho?

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Patrick Bateman. And yes, Johnny has strong serial killer energy.

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Ok, so I'm a girl and I don't think Johnny is even remotely handsome. Even without opening his mouth, he looks like a smug punk-ass punk.

I can't imagine dating him willingly.

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Thank you! Not unless I get to ball-gag him first.

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Wake up The Gimp!

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I like your style!

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😉 Likewise! when a guy is that big a douche-bro he needs to be taken down a peg. Sometimes that’s why they act up!

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Adam Kinzinger and Ben Sasse were my secret R kinda hotties...on the women side, maybe Hope Hicks…or maybe these are just normal people who look beautiful next to Church Clown Posse and Wild Maggalos

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Definitely Hope Hicks

If we have a choice in which fascist face is on the mantle for loyalty inspection or something, please let them be beautiful on the outside.

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She's the only one who doesn't look like a freakish clown.

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This guy is hot? I guess if you're used to dating guys like Adam Sandler or Jerry Seinfeld.

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Seinfeld always gave me the pervo vibe, and not the nice consensual kind.

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What an absolutely terrific (and infuriating) read. And I thought I knew enough about John McEntee…

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not hot. never hot johnny

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This immature dbag is certainly entitled…to all the grief his selfish behavior engenders

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Seems to fit this description, wouldn't it be nice if our DOJ played hardball with the people publicly confessing to their crimes?

Whoever, with intent to defraud, passes, utters, publishes, or sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or with like intent brings into the United States or keeps in possession or conceals any falsely made, forged, counterfeited (con't in link)

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/472

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McEntee looks like a bit too much like Daniel Larsen pre- incarceration tbh. And, that's an insult to Daniel Larsen....

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Creepy

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Thanks Evan - Project 2024 *this year*

Project 2025 - shit and dictators must not be

Project 2026 - 250 years since the Declaration . . . !

Haven’t heard anyone point out that our literal freedom [ could be ] [ must *not* be ] thrown back into a weird dictatorial monarchy *on our anniversary* if we don’t turn out in huge majorities and defend freedom at the ballot box and on the streets. — b.rad

ps one Project 2024 here, can’t vouch for them, related to Indivisible but so far invisible to me <https://www.majorityovermaga.org>

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Everything is in there but the ovens.....

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Probably stroked TFG’s er, ego, a lot, too

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