Thanks for the update Evan! So jealous that y'all got to be there at this historic dnc. I'm planning on going paid on your Substack when I get paid next. You are probably my favorite writer of all time on Wonkette, and I was excited to see you doing a solo project. Keep up the good work! 👍🏼😊
Huge congrats there to Mr Hannia. He can hang it next to his Iron crosses.
That idiocy not being enough the MAGAs proceeded to hang their whole stinky arses out over Gus Walz, and everyone saw that they were the most pustule infested hairiest disgusting arses ever created. @thepresentage @parkermalloy covers these carbuncular arses so our eyes stop bleeding - it is paywalled but you seem like the type of people who might subscribe.
For the record Non Verbal learning disability is a condition of social learning and spatial difficulties. (Not speech) So NVLD peeps are often magically protected from idiocy in the prevailing culture, such as performances of toxic masculinity or femininity. We will always cry when our Dads are awesome.
Oh, damn, I was loving you even more because Tori Amos, only to find you're not real! The disappointment of finding out you are but one ant in a giant colony of AI bots is crushing. Next you're going to tell me Tori is really AI too; I can feel it coming and I'm bracing for the blow.
Late to the party, but I finally got to read your 8/16 column. Finished a huge project yesterday and then got to watch the convention and catch up with y'all, and this overwhelming emotion I have...Relief? Joy? Hope? is perplexing me. Also I burst into tears with any video I see. When you recover, I expect more greatness.
Ta, Evan. I'm not jealous because while you were all in Chicago for the DNC, we were in the Outer Banks for our honeymoon vacation, watching the DNC on their YouTube feed, which meant no talking heads.
Thanks for the update Evan! So jealous that y'all got to be there at this historic dnc. I'm planning on going paid on your Substack when I get paid next. You are probably my favorite writer of all time on Wonkette, and I was excited to see you doing a solo project. Keep up the good work! 👍🏼😊
Our next president looks genuinely thrilled to be out there. That sense of Joy means more to me than you can imagine.
Folks if you are missing the chance to take the Moral High ground this week - may I pimp?
As a person with NVLD and a very individual dress style, Ella Emhoff and Gus Walz were fantastic to see at the DNC.
Here is Richard Hannia hanging his misogynist mini-peen right out and getting awarded Dingus of the Week
https://open.substack.com/pub/lyz/p/dingus-of-the-week-richard-hanania?r=1v21b6&utm_medium=ios
Huge congrats there to Mr Hannia. He can hang it next to his Iron crosses.
That idiocy not being enough the MAGAs proceeded to hang their whole stinky arses out over Gus Walz, and everyone saw that they were the most pustule infested hairiest disgusting arses ever created. @thepresentage @parkermalloy covers these carbuncular arses so our eyes stop bleeding - it is paywalled but you seem like the type of people who might subscribe.
For the record Non Verbal learning disability is a condition of social learning and spatial difficulties. (Not speech) So NVLD peeps are often magically protected from idiocy in the prevailing culture, such as performances of toxic masculinity or femininity. We will always cry when our Dads are awesome.
Always delightful to see the world through your eyes, Evan! You and the entire Wonkette team have my thanks :)
Upvoted for the excellent wardrobe choice.
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Safest of journeys home, Evan, biggest of welcomes new friends, and happy Friday everyone! What a week!
Good convention!
Oh, damn, I was loving you even more because Tori Amos, only to find you're not real! The disappointment of finding out you are but one ant in a giant colony of AI bots is crushing. Next you're going to tell me Tori is really AI too; I can feel it coming and I'm bracing for the blow.
Thank you for being there.
Thanks for being there for those of us who have to stay at home and go to work!
Blow me with this nonsense
I'm hugging this column.
Late to the party, but I finally got to read your 8/16 column. Finished a huge project yesterday and then got to watch the convention and catch up with y'all, and this overwhelming emotion I have...Relief? Joy? Hope? is perplexing me. Also I burst into tears with any video I see. When you recover, I expect more greatness.
Read the Wonkette post then yours, back to back; now, too much verklempt…
Ta, Evan. I'm not jealous because while you were all in Chicago for the DNC, we were in the Outer Banks for our honeymoon vacation, watching the DNC on their YouTube feed, which meant no talking heads.
Mind your own business, Be who you are, and work with love for your family and community. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊